Well maybe not the church carpet, but something almost as sacred...
I was holding my daughter who at the time was about 7mos, while my wife shopped for shoes at DSW. It was during the winter and I was wearing my BRAND NEW Satin Colorado Rockies Starter jacket, I paid almost $150 for.
The minute I took her into my arms, she painted the front of the jacket with a combination of stuff a 7mo old kid eats.
It was one of the first times I had to compare values. I love that little girl so it didnt really matter.