If you've ever... cleaned your child's vomit off the church carpet or pews,
Raise your hands and say Amen.
AMEN
Needless to say, we're home early.
Not just my child's but...
One thing that bugged me was this "charismatic" teaching that went around some ethnic groups that said when the "devil" came out of someone they would literally vomit the devil out. Good thing we had this big rug cleaner.
Never off the church's carpet or pews. But we did send Keith to VBS when he was 4. He went with our neighbor to her church (the same church that is now our church!). Anyhow, at the very end they gave him a cookie. Nobody had checked ingredients. So he ate the PEANUT BUTTER cookie, spit it out at the first bite, they put him in the car and brought him immediately home and by the time they got here, he was gasping for air. It took 4 Epi pins and 7 hours in the ER to get him back!
I would take puke any day, over an allergic reaction! You must have been terrified.
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Originally Posted by Pro31:28
AMEN!!!
And one time (5 years ago) the door got opened too quickly and hit my daughter in the head. She started to pass out and I grabbed her, the pastors wife came up and asked if Kari was ok, I said, "I think so", as kari proceeded to pee on my arms and the floor. I was so embarassed, it was right in the foyer!
Poor Kari!!! Hit by a door and peeing yourself, what a combo.
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Originally Posted by Carpenter
Well maybe not the church carpet, but something almost as sacred...
I was holding my daughter who at the time was about 7mos, while my wife shopped for shoes at DSW. It was during the winter and I was wearing my BRAND NEW Satin Colorado Rockies Starter jacket, I paid almost $150 for.
The minute I took her into my arms, she painted the front of the jacket with a combination of stuff a 7mo old kid eats.
It was one of the first times I had to compare values. I love that little girl so it didnt really matter.
A sign from above. GO RED SOX!
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Originally Posted by RevDWW
I saw a Mom doing that very thing in this mornings service. I was blessed to be far enough away not to be able to get all the details!
I'm sorry you missed out on the blessing. One lady told me after that she heard the sound of my baby throwing up 5 seats ahead in the next section.
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Originally Posted by dansamy
Your imagination isn't very good then. Both my boys have thrown up in my brand new 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer, much to mommy's disgust. And no, being a peds nurse doesn't make it any easier.
Now, I do feel bad about that...
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Originally Posted by RevDWW
When my oldest was just a tiny baby, I took her to the nursery to give my sweet wife a break. As I rocked her, she passed what I though was a little gas, and I was holding her up and talking baby talk to her about what little noises she was making. Two women that where there with kids were chuckling and I the proud father thought they must think what a great dad I am. They were laughing because it was not gas and what it was had run out of the diaper and all down the front of my suit......
I learn to put the diaper on tighter!
I enjoy these stories most when it happens to men. (for some reason )
__________________ Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
One thing that bugged me was this "charismatic" teaching that went around some ethnic groups that said when the "devil" came out of someone they would literally vomit the devil out. Good thing we had this big rug cleaner.
I've heard that teaching... a few times.
Messy stuff.
(pardon the pun)
__________________ Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
I enjoy these stories most when it happens to men. (for some reason )
Now, my daughter has good sense and hasn't yet thrown up in mommy's car.
And yeah, it's funnier when it's daddy they puke on. I left our first child with my husband to go to the store one day. I was gone an hour. When I got home, I noticed that baby's diaper looked odd. When I went to change him, I discovered why. My husband put the diaper on backwards. I laughed so hard he never changed a diaper again.
Now, my daughter has good sense and hasn't yet thrown up in mommy's car.
And yeah, it's funnier when it's daddy they puke on. I left our first child with my husband to go to the store one day. I was gone an hour. When I got home, I noticed that baby's diaper looked odd. When I went to change him, I discovered why. My husband put the diaper on backwards. I laughed so hard he never changed a diaper again.
Oh yes, I made that mistake with my first baby.
I got home and I heard my husband making noises upstairs. I went up and looked into the bathroom to see him with two tissues stuck, one up each nostril... trying to change a dirty diaper. He was gagging... trying to cover his nose (stuffed with kleenex already) with his shirt... saying.. "I just can't do this... I can't do this"
I laughed to kill myself. He never changed any diapers for a good year after that. And to this day, will only change a wet one. If they dirty while I'm gone, they have to sit it. Poor things.
__________________ Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
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