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08-18-2008, 02:00 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by A_PoMo
Can I make payments? I can write you five post-dated checks for a $100 each.
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NO POST-DATED CHECKS!
God needs the money in one entire lump sum!
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08-18-2008, 02:02 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by Sam
looks like I missed the 3 minute deadline
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Fret not my Brother Sam.
As the angel troubled the waters so I feel the blessing coming again really soon. I can hear the abundance of coins.........I mean the abundance of rain, in the distance. 
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08-18-2008, 05:35 PM
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Crazy father of 4
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Location: Now? Phoenix, AZ. Before? Newark, OH, Wyandotte, MI, Tampa, FL
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4
Folks.......I can feel it.......God wants to make millionaires out of 100 people. Whomever contacts me within the next 3 minutes and sends me $500.00, you'll become a millionaire.
This blessing is only valid for the next three minutes. I'll accept visa, master card, discover, personal checks, money orders, and cash.
Please no rolled up penny rolls.....God doesn't like pennies.
Do you want a hundredfold return on your money? Give and let God multiply it back to you.
No bank in the world offers this kind of return!
Praise the Lord! 
this thread is dedicated to those idiots at tbn |
I see the FALSE prophets are out and about again
=)
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Life is .............
I'll get back to you when I figure it out.
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08-18-2008, 06:16 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
I think I hear Sandra opening her checkbook right now!!!!
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"I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
Titus2woman on AFF
"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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08-18-2008, 06:49 PM
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Location: Decatur, TX
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4
Folks.......I can feel it.......God wants to make millionaires out of 100 people. Whomever contacts me within the next 3 minutes and sends me $500.00, you'll become a millionaire.
This blessing is only valid for the next three minutes. I'll accept visa, master card, discover, personal checks, money orders, and cash.
Please no rolled up penny rolls.....God doesn't like pennies.
Do you want a hundredfold return on your money? Give and let God multiply it back to you.
No bank in the world offers this kind of return!
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Praise the Lord!
man, visa needs a new commercial:
"Even the false prophets on TBN don't accept American Express."
Or
Holy Water, 8oz $64.00
"Seed" Offering $1000.00
Profit cleared by "(fill in TV evangelists name)" in 2007 $3,000,000.00
House bought with your tax free donations: $6,000,000.00
Private jet bought with your tax free donations: $10,000,000.00
The true gospel: priceless (actually its free!)
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"Resolved: That all men should live to the glory of God. Resolved, secondly: That whether or not anyone else does, I will." ~Jonathan Edwards
"The only man who has the right to say he is justified by grace alone is the man who has left all to follow Christ." ~Dietrich Bonheoffer, The Cost of Discipleship
"Preachers who should be fishing for men are now too often fishing for compliments from men." ~Leonard Ravenhill
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08-18-2008, 07:43 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
Hey how soon can I expect my return? I sent all my cc info in a pm.... 
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"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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08-19-2008, 06:14 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by Pro31:28
Hey how soon can I expect my return? I sent all my cc info in a pm.... |
Hey I think it must have worked!
I just got an Email from some guys in Nigeria who have a Million Dollars that they want to give me, all I had to do wass send them the $400.00 for the plane ticket so that they can bring it to me!
YESSSS!!! Thanks ICor!
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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08-19-2008, 11:51 PM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by Pro31:28
Hey I think it must have worked!
I just got an Email from some guys in Nigeria who have a Million Dollars that they want to give me, all I had to do wass send them the $400.00 for the plane ticket so that they can bring it to me!
YESSSS!!! Thanks ICor!
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Oh Glory!
Are you now ready to sow a $2,000 seed?
I still have your credit card information handy!
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08-20-2008, 04:57 AM
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Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
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Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4
Oh Glory!
Are you now ready to sow a $2,000 seed?
I still have your credit card information handy! |
Absolutely!
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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