Humorous things that have happened in Church

[iceniez]

We had an Evangalist Preaching for us, He was preaching and got to the midpoint of his sermon. Every time he took a step he would "BLAST" one off. Nobody made a sound.He started to preach harder [and faster] and the Blasts became more violent. My wife is looking at me as if I was doing it .She caught on and kept nudging me .Still no audible laughs but you could tell people were holding back.He then hurried the end of his message,and without skipping a beat put down the microphone and went straight to the restroom.At the time I felt sorry and embarressed for him,I still do but it is too funny.