I would love to have a dollar bill for everytime ive issued the following line
"would you like to get up here on the roof and hang halfway over the edge and hang these lights? Because I sure would love to come down there and tell you what your doing wrong"
LOL! generally I stay up on the roof till she calms down.
There's Bible for that approach.
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