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Originally Posted by meBNme
Excuse me..... but "California" ain't the south!
It's barely American fer goodness sakes.
I have proof!
You know you are in California when................
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over 300,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked that two people are carrying on a conversation in English.
your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named "Flower".
You can't remember..... is Pot legal?
You have been to a baby shower that has two mothers, and a sperm donor.
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
Gas costs 1$ more per gallon than anywhere else in the US.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
You can't remember.... is pot legal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report In every news station, "STORM WATCH."
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all bust with their cell phones and laptops.
It's barely sprinkling rain outside so you leave work an hour early to avoid all the weather related accidents.
HEY!!!! Is pot legal???
Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
The terminator is your governor.
If you drive illegally, they take away your drivers licence. If you are HERE illegally, they want to give you one.
To say Cali is the south is an insult to all southeners.
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UMMMM, OK, my wording was a little twisted there, but you are so smart, not being from CA and all, you should have been able to figure that out...
What I
MEANT was, if you (generic "you" meaning Californians) were from CA, then everyone past Colorado is Southern to you (generic "you" meaning Californians). I didn't mean California was southern! DUH!
Oh, and from all us idiots in CA, a big thanks!
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