Why You Should Never Question A Drunk

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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

• A half-gallon of 2% milk
• A carton of eggs
• A quart of orange juice
• A head lettuce
• A 2 lb. can of coffee
• A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you're absolutely right…But how on earth did you know?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly'

LOL! Well, I guess he figured you walked right into that one.

Guess what I did at Wal-Mart the other day? I dropped a dozen eggs in the cereal aisle. NO one saw me, but I went and got an employee to clean it up!