Why would a saint do this to me? - Page 6

EA · #51 03-26-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by deltaguitar

A healthy pastor will attract healthy saints.

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Originally Posted by CC1

Hmmmm....I don't know. Both Pastor Hardwick and Pastor Dan Scott are pretty healthy and I am obese and a couch potato. Yet I am attracted to their church. Hmmmm.......

Steve Epley · #52 03-26-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheFritz

I still blame the UPC

I know for a FACT the Serpent in the garden had license with the UPC.

BrotherEastman · #53 03-26-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pelathais

When you visited me in the hospital you walked in on my colonoscopy and wanted to "just chat." After you prayed for my children they were terrified of their grandmother's parakeet for years.

For reasons I still don't understand, the "Bible Study" you taught focused on the activities of the Bounty Hunters from Star Wars® and by "winning them to the Lord" - it turns out what you really meant was "do my yardwork for life."

The reason I finally left was your "cooking skills" at the last Sunday School picnic. My brats were burnt on the outside and undercooked on the inside. The "evil name" I used was "bratWORST."

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

1Corinth2v4 · #54 03-26-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Epley

I know for a FACT the Serpent in the garden had license with the UPC.

I hear the serpent has kin within CAF and AMF.

TJJJ · #55 03-26-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Epley

I know for a FACT the Serpent in the garden had license with the UPC.

Spoken like a true ACI/AMF!

TJJJ · #56 03-26-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4

I hear the serpent has kin within CAF and AMF.

So if someone believed in serpent seed then these might be Kissin Cousins!

ChTatum · #57 03-26-2009, 04:07 PM

A mother walked into her son's bedroom one Sunday morning, angrily telling him he had to get up and go to church.

He responded, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO! THOSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME, THEY'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT ME, AND RUNNING ME IN THE GROUND. THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME OR WANT ME THERE. I DON'T WANT TO GO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. GIVE ME TWO REASONS I SHOULD GO!'

The mother placed her hands on her hips and replied, "Number 1, you are 40 years old. Act like it. Number 2, you're THE PASTOR!"

TJJJ · #58 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChTatum

A mother walked into her son's bedroom one Sunday morning, angrily telling him he had to get up and go to church.

He responded, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO! THOSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME, THEY'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT ME, AND RUNNING ME IN THE GROUND. THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME OR WANT ME THERE. I DON'T WANT TO GO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. GIVE ME TWO REASONS I SHOULD GO!'

The mother placed her hands on her hips and replied, "Number 1, you are 40 years old. Act like it. Number 2, you're THE PASTOR!"

That is rich! I am going to make a plaque of that and give it to the pastor!