Just Trying to Be a Good Father

[Rico]

Originally Posted by SISTER Murphy

I consider my husband to be a Christian (Christ like) man. A couple of summers ago, we were walking out of a popular bookstore and saw an older man restraining a young goth punk and asking for somebody to help him. It turned out that the young dude had stuffed a bunch of magazines into his backpack and was attempting to leave without paying for them. When questioned at the door by an employee, he ran out into the parking lot. The employee hollered for help, and this older gentleman chased and brought back the thief. The thief then took his cell phone and smashed it, antenna first, into the older man's scalp, so the older man was bleeding profusely while trying to hold onto the squirming miscreant. My husband assessed the situation, walked over to where the struggle was happening, looked and the thief and said, "Move again and I'll knock you out!" I cringed internally, but that weaselly little punk took a good look at my husband's rather muscular arms (from the elbow down, of course, as he is an 'ultracon'), took note of the determined stance my husband took just in reach, and said, "Okay, man" and stopped squirming. Just then, we heard the sirens as the local police came in response to the store employee's call. I can assure you that my husband didn't lose his Holy Ghost or suffer damage to his walk with God.

Hmmph! If he were really an UC then his massive forearms would have been covered.