43 Things Actually Said in Job Interviews

[OneAccord]

I said "Praise the Lord" in a job interview once. No, I said it 3 times. Not an interview, a "try-out" for a selling job. I had to do a "practice presentation" before the class to "sell my product" - a fire or smoke alarm thingy. Anyway, was doing my little spill, and, like a good Pentecostal, I used "Praise the Lord" 3 times in the presentation to fill in the gaps while I was searching for my next thought. Did okay, but the trainer said something like, "Well, thats pretty good, but, could ya tone down the 'Praise the Lords' some? We're trying to sell smoke alarms, not tryin' to get anyone saved!" I... huh... didn't get the job.