I recently lost 43 pounds and all my suits were too big. I had them all tailored to better fit me, and only two fit perfect! The other three I can no longer wear unless I regain weight. I paid $195.00 for the adjustments and can only use two?
That's just hogwash!
I also went and purchased new shirts and denim jeans. Well I guess this stupid world doesn't believe in a decent pair of black jeans. All I see in blue jeans...blue...blue...blue! When I encountered black jeans I liked, they're humongous and have stupid lettering written all over them.
That's just stupid stupid stupid stupid!!!!!
Well, that does it. I hereby decree that one can only wear black jeans. Anyone wearing blue jeans will be considered trying to look like the world.
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