Things you don't say to your wife

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

I spelled my husband's name wrong on his Valentine card!!!!!

He said, "I didn't spell your name wrong, did I?"

I can't believe I did that!

I fixed his card this morning and he says, "I see you tried to fix your debacle!"

He told the whole church, yesterday, what I had done! Someone get that man OUT from behind a pulpit!!