Shoes, plants and electric cords never found safety.
Roscoe ate everything, his hunger was too hasty.
Mr. Pressing didn't like ole Roscoe
He often said all dogs must go
But Roscoe loved Pressing
and Pressing loved Roscoe.
We will miss the ongoing saga
of Roscoe rambunctious romps
A tale as twisted as the Huallaga
and full of things he did chomp.
Good night dear friend
you shall be missed.
If dogs do go to heaven
don't let Mr. Pressing be a witness!
__________________ If I do something stupid blame the Lortab!