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Old 11-17-2010, 04:59 PM
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Worst Sermons In History

Nomination #1...When I was in Bible School, a student preached in chapel about the five smooth stones that David gathered for his fight with Goliath and said they represented the letters, "J-E-S-U-S". The "J" stood for God's judgment, the "E" for God's everlasting arms (or something like that), and so on.

When he said what he was going to preach, Bro. Segraves laughed with his bog ole laugh, thinking the guy was joking. Unfortunately, he was serious.


Nomination #2.....An evangelist spoke about the process that Peter writes about, "add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge; And to knowledge temperance;" etc.

He then read the verse, "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and used that to say the list in II Peter should actually be followed backwards.
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Old 11-17-2010, 05:10 PM
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Nomination #1...When I was in Bible School, a student preached in chapel about the five smooth stones that David gathered for his fight with Goliath and said they represented the letters, "J-E-S-U-S". The "J" stood for God's judgment, the "E" for God's everlasting arms (or something like that), and so on.

When he said what he was going to preach, Bro. Segraves laughed with his bog ole laugh, thinking the guy was joking. Unfortunately, he was serious.


Nomination #2.....An evangelist spoke about the process that Peter writes about, "add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge; And to knowledge temperance;" etc.

He then read the verse, "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and used that to say the list in II Peter should actually be followed backwards.
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Nomination #1...When I was in Bible School, a student preached in chapel about the five smooth stones that David gathered for his fight with Goliath and said they represented the letters, "J-E-S-U-S". The "J" stood for God's judgment, the "E" for God's everlasting arms (or something like that), and so on.

When he said what he was going to preach, Bro. Segraves laughed with his bog ole laugh, thinking the guy was joking. Unfortunately, he was serious.


Nomination #2.....An evangelist spoke about the process that Peter writes about, "add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge; And to knowledge temperance;" etc.

He then read the verse, "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and used that to say the list in II Peter should actually be followed backwards.
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How about the "Loose Connection" preacher? Anyone remember him? This was before Bro. Bear, the infamous YouTube preacher.
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How 'bout an evangelist that preaches the same sermon he did the last time he was there, and forgot. Anyone ever heard that?
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How 'bout an evangelist that preaches the same sermon he did the last time he was there, and forgot. Anyone ever heard that?
I probably wouldn't remember it, either.
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Yeah, I'm not exactly known for retaining much from the sermons I've heard.

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Yeah, I'm not exactly known for retaining much from the sermons I've heard.

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How 'bout an evangelist that preaches the same sermon he did the last time he was there, and forgot. Anyone ever heard that?
Yes. This is far too common I feel. I have heard a famous preacher, not LS, preach the same message 5 times.
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