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Originally Posted by joyful
Sadly enough, I have heard this message preached in a Sunday service at a church that I used to attend. 
It was the 5 stone, J-E-S-U-S theory. Thankfully, it didn't elaborate into the J = God's judgement and so on though.
I have heard wonderful sermons, but also many that could be contenders for your contest. Entire sermons based on using the wrong definition for a word (words that sound similar but are not), contorting of scriptures to prove a minimum 5% mandetory offering in addition to the tithe, a belief that actors are channeling spirits in order to play their roles in movies, etc.
Unfortunately, I have blocked them from my memory as a method of self preservation so I can't provide many details.  |
I had heard the J-E-S-U-S thing as sort of a joke, but this guy was dead serious. The biggest problem is, when "Jesus" is written in Greek or Hebrew, or a hundred other languages, how many letters does his name have?
Evidently, he didn't consider that.
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