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07-13-2011, 02:24 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Mmkay
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yeah, I hated literature. 
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You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
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07-13-2011, 02:59 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Jacobs Ladder has a girl friend named Lulu
Whose breath, he would say, smelled like poopoo
He slipped her the tongue
And thought it was fun
But now his breath stink like hers too too
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-13-2011, 03:04 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Houston is a man, you see
With a hat with a capital B
But when he's gotta go
Most people don't know
That he has to sit down to pee
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07-13-2011, 03:45 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Jacob's Ladder came out of the closet I hear
With a look on his face like a sneer!
He wanted a lovely lady he said
But wouldn't post a picture, that's bad!
Which left all the beauties hiding in fear!
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"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
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07-13-2011, 03:56 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Good grief, what is wrong with y'all?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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07-13-2011, 03:58 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Cindy
Good grief, what is wrong with y'all?
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Boredom at its best. 
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You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
www.scottysweb.com
www.chrisscottonline.com
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07-13-2011, 03:59 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by scotty
Boredom at its best.
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Stupidity at it's worst. And I am about to do some head smacking.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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07-13-2011, 04:12 PM
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Isaiah 56:4-5
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Originally Posted by Adam
Houston is a man, you see
With a hat with a capital B
But when he's gotta go
Most people don't know
That he has to sit down to pee
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I wouldn't mind if this was posted by one of my AFF friends. But I do mind...
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07-13-2011, 04:17 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder
Hoovie, the flatulent geek
He's a cretinous slob and a sneak
He's a snot and a ham
An illiterate sham
And a miscreant, insolent freak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty
Hoovie touts big horns
boastful and full of vain
stars on reality t.v.
gloating in Hollywood fame
while his own reality is fully
just a forum bully
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NICE!
Now I will ban thee both for name calling ... or something.
Jacob and Scotty have the great one dissed
Ladders and Chipmunks will surely be missed
Good riddance to your babble
On AFF they no more dabble
Hoovie was right - class dismissed
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
Last edited by Hoovie; 07-13-2011 at 04:20 PM.
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07-13-2011, 04:41 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Cindy is a lass who is pretty
Before she became an old bitty
She lacks Praxeas style
but has a nice smile
Though she wishes that she was more witty
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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