Funny or Inspiring saying!

[pelathais]

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Elizabeth Kubler Ross

[determined]

if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes

[chosenbyone]

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

(Rodney Dangerfield)

That's as funny as a screen door on a submarine...

Giant Shrimp

[Timmy]

The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

The optimist sees the glass half full.

Me? I don't even see a glass!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Small Medium At Large!

(Short Psychic on a crime spree)

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Sister Truth Seeker

That's as funny as a screen door on a submarine...

As out of place as a Taco in a Chinese Buffet.

[LordChocolate]

No Really, I am not married. I just know that LadyChocolate would get really mad if she heard me say that.

If you are leading and nobody's following, you are just out for a walk.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but picking a friends' nose could get you killed.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes:\

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Scott Adams, Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons
US cartoonist (1957 - )


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