For all the liberal vampires on this forum

[jfrog]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I love my job!

For the record, it's not me. I've never had an alter-ego. I don't see a need for one. The real thing spoofs itself!

Timmy, you aren't a christian. As such I'm not sure I can believe you would be honest about whether that is your alter-ego.

[Jack Shephard]

Standards-
Quit posting. Timmy, if that is you then it is a good alter-ego.

[Timmy]

(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )

[NotforSale]

Originally Posted by Timmy

(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )

And "Fake profile names"....

[*AQuietPlace*]

Originally Posted by Timmy

(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )

Popcorn is fine, as long as there's no salt or butter.

[Aquila]

LOL

[allstate1]

@Standards We are hiring!! Seems as if you needs something to occupy your time!!

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by Standards

I'm not Timmy. Don't compare me to a liberal compromiser.

Here's some more for you softies.

Quit celebrating pagan holidays
Quit wearing gold (this includes watches and buttons)
Men, quit wearing pink...it's just flat out gay
Ladies, stop dressing like a hooker (wearing purple, tight clothing, splits, make up, hats, garments that reveal anything below the collar bone)
Men, stop letting the beard grow and look like a man (don't wear silk or sleevless undershirts)
Quit reading fiction novels
Quit going to family reunions (unless their all uc Pentecostals)
Quit going to liberal conferences
Men, quit spiking your hair and don't let it all hang in your face either.
Ladies, stop fixing your hair in such a way that brings attention to it

That ought to give you something to chew on, you bunch of liberals. Suck some more blood. You just can't get enough, can you

You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.

[allstate1]

Originally Posted by Aquila

You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.

You know I had heard this one before and had forgotten about it!! Thanksfor the reminder!

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Aquila

You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.

Oh, he's just getting started! Give him time!