The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
- Cher, Funny Marriage Quotes
When a man marries a woman, they become one--the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
– Croft M. Pentz, Funny Marriage Quotes
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard, Funny Marriage Quotes
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
- Frank Sinatra quotes
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