I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
-James Holt McGavra
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Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand. (Romans 14:4)
Scripture is its own interpreter. Nothing can cut a diamond but a diamond. Nothing can interpret Scripture but Scripture" Thomas Watson.
And now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive
because if I have to spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive.
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow,
but God only knows I can die right now.
I'm praying for the end of time thats all that I can do oo OO.
Praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you.
His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking! Why did you invite him here for?"
"’Cos he's thinking of getting married."
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
Dude is reading the paper, and he says: "Huh, says here that women talk twice as much as men!"
Wife: "Well, that's because you never listen to us the first time, and we have to repeat ourselves"
Husband: "What?"
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
I advertised on my facebook page that I wanted a woman to come over and bake me a cake. No one showed up. I was so sad....... All I wanted was her to bake a cake and feed it to me while she sat on my lap. Could not one single woman do that for me?????
Women they are so unromantic!!!!!!!
What would you do if she sat on your lap and inserted the whole cake at one time in your mouth?
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It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. (Psalms 118:8)
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