Johnny the Baptist

[Sam]

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
him playing church with their cat. He had the cat
sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled
and went about her work.

[Sam]

A while later, she heard loud meowing and hissing and
ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the
cat in a tub of water.

She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said,
“He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”