OK, I tried to start a lighthearted thread and it was hijacked and became quite serious. So serious that I gave up on following it...
Hoovie tried to start a serious thread and it was hijacked... at least three times so far!
So I have a theory. I have here started a serious thread. How long will it take to get off topic???
Seriously.
Oh, and BTW, Timmy, the worst of my driving:
I have been pulled over around 25 times for drinking and driving. The most alcohol I've ever consumed at one time was that thimble full of communion wine-less than a glass in my entire life!
Most of the times I was pulled over for drinking and driving, I was on my way to or from church... and I was not on a cell phone. Just driving.
Most times pulled over in one hour: 2. And when, on the last pull-over, the police approached my car and found me almost hysterical, they asked if I needed to take my medication. They only thought I was hysterical before they asked that!