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Old 04-05-2013, 09:46 AM
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So... this happened to me yesterday...

I hurt my neck the other night because I slept wrong. Because of this I had horrible headaches all week. So I went to get a massage. I guess I was naive and didn't know what was going to happen, but half way through the massage the lady told me to roll over so she could...do things I DID NOT want her to do - If you know what I mean.

Can you all believe that? I was a bit moritfied! I told her NO WAY and demanded my money back. I got NO refund. Out of all people I know this would happen to me. Good lawd!
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:03 AM
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I hurt my neck the other night because I slept wrong. Because of this I had horrible headaches all week. So I went to get a massage. I guess I was naive and didn't know what was going to happen, but half way through the massage the lady told me to roll over so she could...do things I DID NOT want her to do - If you know what I mean.

Can you all believe that? I was a bit moritfied! I told her NO WAY and demanded my money back. I got NO refund. Out of all people I know this would happen to me. Good lawd!

Was this at a doctor's office or a massage parlor?
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:05 AM
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I hurt my neck the other night because I slept wrong. Because of this I had horrible headaches all week. So I went to get a massage. I guess I was naive and didn't know what was going to happen, but half way through the massage the lady told me to roll over so she could...do things I DID NOT want her to do - If you know what I mean.

Can you all believe that? I was a bit moritfied! I told her NO WAY and demanded my money back. I got NO refund. Out of all people I know this would happen to me. Good lawd!
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:06 AM
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I hurt my neck the other night because I slept wrong. Because of this I had horrible headaches all week. So I went to get a massage. I guess I was naive and didn't know what was going to happen, but half way through the massage the lady told me to roll over so she could...do things I DID NOT want her to do - If you know what I mean.

Can you all believe that? I was a bit moritfied! I told her NO WAY and demanded my money back. I got NO refund. Out of all people I know this would happen to me. Good lawd!
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:17 AM
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Re: So... this happened to me yesterday...

Don't start something that is going to have to be removed, guys.
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Don't start something that is going to have to be removed, guys.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:23 AM
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Re: So... this happened to me yesterday...

So, how's your headache?
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:26 AM
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Are you out of the country? This happens frequently in foreign countries and is why I always advise the people who go on missions trips with us NOT to get massages abroad unless it is in a mall/airport etc. where you are in plain sight.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:38 AM
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Oh yeah, he said at night. That might be a clue, JS.

Good grief.
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Was this at a doctor's office or a massage parlor?
At a local massage shop...
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