I Am A Charismatic - Page 3

SDG · #21 11-12-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by deltaguitar

Does IMAX count? I haven't been to the movies in years. I do have Netflix though and I am a guitar player so that should count for something.

Dude ... you're a pseudo-charismatic ...

deltaguitar · #22 11-12-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tamor

I would. Everything that can be told has been about our church. Some ignorant, some funny, some just absolutely ridiculous.

What about; 1) Our Pastor believes in adultry 2) He brainwashes women into cutting their hair 3) He stole all the money from the church, you want proof it is because the church has no money. I spoke to the church treasurer of 22 years and he said the church never had any money. 4) He is not taking care of the previous pastor who is retired and he made that commitment to the church when he became pastor. After further investigation I find that that retired pastor was making $60,000 a year. 5) and this is the kicker, he lets people go to the movies.

deltaguitar · #23 11-12-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Dude ... you're a pseudo-charismatic ...

Well, I am trying. What else do you guys want from me? I can see that being a charismatic is going to be a big time commitment. But I really think I can do this.

Please pray for me that I don't start slipping back up the slope.

ChicagoPastor · #24 11-12-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by deltaguitar

Does IMAX count? I haven't been to the movies in years. I do have Netflix though and I am a guitar player so that should count for something.

Bro. Delta, you sure still sound UPC to me....
THE IMAX?????????? That's the UPC movie theatre!!!
Your legs may never regain full color after all your years in the UPC, so shorts may never be an option for you!
Netflix, Blockbuster are also UPC staples...especially now that they mail the movies right to your house and you don't have to worry about your fellow brother bumping into you at blockbuster and seeing what movies you have in your hand

deltaguitar · #25 11-12-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoPastor

Bro. Delta, you sure still sound UPC to me....
THE IMAX?????????? That's the UPC movie theatre!!!
Your legs may never regain full color after all your years in the UPC, so shorts may never be an option for you!
Netflix, Blockbuster are also UPC staples...especially now that they mail the movies right to your house and you don't have to worry about your fellow brother bumping into you at blockbuster and seeing what movies you have in your hand

Please I promise to work hard at this. We are blacklisted in the UPC and I really need the fellowship. Won't you charismatics just accept me the way I am and let me take baby steps? Remember, I am a baby in this and I need milk not meat.

Thad · #26 11-12-2007, 03:12 PM

Didn't your church Go Charismatics ??
I heard your church went with the Charismatics.
Didn't they leave and now fellowship with the Assembly of God bunch????

Coonskinner · #27 11-12-2007, 03:14 PM

You need to learn some "Jesus is my boyfriend" songs if you really want to be charismatic.

revrandy · #28 11-12-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Coonskinner

You need to learn some "Jesus is my boyfriend" songs if you really want to be charismatic.

ROFL!!!!

deltaguitar · #29 11-12-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Thad

Didn't your church Go Charismatics ??
I heard your church went with the Charismatics.
Didn't they leave and now fellowship with the Assembly of God bunch????

Who are "the" charismatics?

Yes, our pastor left the UPC so according to the church I left we are charismatics. Actually, they said (and I have this documented in a letter) that our church, the UPC church, was charismatic because our pastor wouldn't tell women they would go to hell for cutting their hair.

And yes our band was asked to do the worship music for an Assembly of God/ Book of Acts youth revival. Does that make me charismatic?