Big church trouble, PO-LICE called in.

[ogatt]

First problem here is these heatherns probably have TV. It causes violence
Second of all the pastor should have cleaned their clock up front. See what mercy and grace preaching gets ya? Throw a pentecostal praises songbook at them new convert heatherns for the first few services then all i gotta do is pick it up!

Maybe they ought to set up a pool table and sell moonshine. I been in juke joints safer than that