Last week I was setting up the overhead projector for my adult SS class.
The words I was projecting was off the screen. I kept moving the projecter back and it kept gettiing worse. The words spilling off the screen onto the wall and going out of focus.
I finally gave up and asked pastor what was wrong with the projector?
He calmly moved the projector CLOSER to the screen and amazingly the words all fit nicely on the screen?
I borrowed a line fron FERD and blamed it on the LorTab, as I was on some pain meds.
I could not believe that I could not figure that out. I must been half asleep yet!
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Last week I was setting up the overhead projector for my adult SS class.
The words I was projecting was off the screen. I kept moving the projecter back and it kept gettiing worse. The words spilling off the screen onto the wall and going out of focus.
I finally gave up and asked pastor what was wrong with the projector?
He calmly moved the projector CLOSER to the screen and amazingly the words all fit nicely on the screen?
I borrowed a line fron FERD and blamed it on the LorTab, as I was on some pain meds.
I could not believe that I could not figure that out. I must been half asleep yet!
Small print for me keeps getting smaller. Someone said I need bifocals but I think they are just printing things smaller nowadays.
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Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people doing it. ~Chinese Proverb
When I was young and clever, I wanted to change the world. Now that I am older and wiser, I strive to change myself. ~
Matthew McConaughey was presenting the award for the Entertainer of the Year at the Country Music awards .... from the story I'm assuming the lovely Carrie Underwood would label this one of the dumbest things she's ever said. I think it's pretty funny though....
Quote:
The Texas-born actor presented Underwood with the big award, but before his official duties he entertained the audience with a story on how he and his brother once took a road trip thru Texas to see Dwight Yoakam perform. While there the brothers tried to "pick up" a few ladies by telling them that they made a livin' exclusively custom-making George Strait's boots.
"We're like, 'Oh yeah. Say, as I a matter of fact, out in the parking lot, in the trunk of our white Corvette, we have the next year's new edition white ostrich quill George Strait signed series that he's gonna wear on tour next year.' And they got pretty excited about that and said, 'Well, can we see? Can we see? Can we see?'" McConaughey told the audience. "And we obliged ... Point of the story is, we got lucky that night. Thank you, George."
After taking the trophy from McConaughey, a tearful Underwood caused jaws to drop when she said:
"I don't know what to say. I got nothin' ... I want to see those boots, Matthew." (The audience erupted into laughter but somehow we don't think his leading lady, Camila Alves, was so amused). And clearly, Carrie regretted the spur-of-the-moment sexual advance.
"I'm so embarrassed, I totally embarrassed myself. I just blanked," Underwood told Tarts backstage, burying her head in her hands. "You want to say something eloquent in a moment like that and I embarrassed myself. I'm sorry Matthew, I'm sorry to my family. I'm totally embarrassed."
Poor Carrie, I guess the thought did not occur to her to prepare something just in case she wins. Although it was an air head type of thing to say, I have heard worse.
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