Your local church may be considered a "Redneck" congregation if
When you discuss the feeding of the 5000, you have to consider whether the fish were bass or catfish and also what kind of bait was used.
The preacher asks Bubba to help "lift" the offering and 5 guys and 2 women stand up.
Services are cancelled and the "church house" is locked on the opening day of deer season.
A member requests burial in his 4 wheel drive vehicle cause, "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
With 200 members there are only 5 last names.
Baptism is referred to as branding.
People think the rapture is something that happens if you pick up something too heavy.
A sister's hairdo gets caught in the ceiling fan.
The 3 wise men are considered to be volunteer firemen because they came from "a far."
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