11-01-2010, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas
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Re: How to enjoy church?
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne
How do you enjoy "church" when you view most pastors like this?
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See below:
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Originally Posted by Timmy
Top Ten Ways to Enjoy Church
10. From a distance.
9. Imagine the preacher wearing a Peewee Herman mask.
8. Say "amen!" at inappropriate times.
7. Keep glancing at the person behind you, with a paranoid look on your face.
6. Start a "wave".
5. Raise your hand and ask to be excused to use the rest room, at least five times.
4. Sing way louder than anyone around you, and slightly off key.
3. Wear a Storm Trooper costume.
2. Take notes in pig latin.
And the number one way to enjoy church:
1. BYOB! |
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