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Re: How to enjoy church?
15. Bring a camera with you and go wild snapping pictures of everyone and everything during the entire service. Immediately after wards, go home and post the most embarrassing on your Facebook page.
14. Hold a notebook and pen and occasionally write in it while staring at other people. Use a disapproving look as you do it.
13. During song service, hold a cigarette lighter or candle, lit of course, and wave it back and forth above your head. Holding a glass bottle of coke in the other hand during this is optional.
12. Say "mmmmmm, excuse me..." in a voice just loud enough for those within a 10-15 foot radius to hear. Do it again at quarter hour intervals.
11. Bring in a foot-long Subway sub (doesn't matter what kind) and 32 oz drink and start eating when everyone is finally seated. Don't worry about about the sound the wrapper and straw makes, people will understand.
Last edited by RandyWayne; 10-26-2010 at 11:24 AM.
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