For all the liberal vampires on this forum

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by Standards

I'm not Timmy. Don't compare me to a liberal compromiser.

Here's some more for you softies.

Quit celebrating pagan holidays
Quit wearing gold (this includes watches and buttons)
Men, quit wearing pink...it's just flat out gay
Ladies, stop dressing like a hooker (wearing purple, tight clothing, splits, make up, hats, garments that reveal anything below the collar bone)
Men, stop letting the beard grow and look like a man (don't wear silk or sleevless undershirts)
Quit reading fiction novels
Quit going to family reunions (unless their all uc Pentecostals)
Quit going to liberal conferences
Men, quit spiking your hair and don't let it all hang in your face either.
Ladies, stop fixing your hair in such a way that brings attention to it

That ought to give you something to chew on, you bunch of liberals. Suck some more blood. You just can't get enough, can you

You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.