You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.
Oh, he's just getting started! Give him time!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
I wanna say some things... but I'lll use my better judgement.
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I wanna say some things... but I'lll use my better judgement.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
My thoughts exactly. The "fangs" almost came out, but I folded them back up and have exercised great restraint! LOL
Why stop now blood sucker? It's in your nature, you might as well let it out.
__________________ Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?
1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?
Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
Quit wearing Jewlry
Quit watching Television
Quit fornicating
Quit wearing short sleeves
Quit playing video games that have an M or T rating
Live the message...stop comprimising
Can I just say:
(I just found out I'm limited to 20 of these things)
@ Standards I believe its UC,s like yourself who are actually the bloodsuckers!! You suck any joy out of living a Godly life with your legalistic standards that are not Biblically sound!
Why stop now blood sucker? It's in your nature, you might as well let it out.
Now let me see if I understand AFF rules. I can't call Standards, "STUPID" but he can call all of us "Blood Suckers?" Would someone tell me what I can call this .......????
I can't call him stupid, but could I simply say he's a perfect picture of "stupidity gone to seed?" If I can't say that then I ......... ...... I apologize! It's all because of my age!!
Been Thinkin
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
...... I apologize! It's all because of my age!!
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