Things That Aren't In The Bible...

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by kristian's_mom

I heard this growing up in some of the most strict UPC churches of the south.
They derived it from these passages in the bible, thinking the bible is talking about masturbation:


Genesis 38:7-10:

7And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

No one has heard of this???

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.