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Originally Posted by jmspiers
My Christmas Story
I went skiing. It was great. Got 8 inches of snow while we were on the slopes. Totally beautiful. I thanked God for such a great gift. And...
...I forgot the moral...
But the other Christmas stories were great!
I'll be praying for notofworks' son. Sounds like that boy just needs to relax and shout how much he loves you as loud as he can. Just tell him to let go of himself totally while holding on to you fervently while humbling himself unconditionally while emptying himself completely while shouting your name loudly while praying to you zealously while dancing ambitiously while meditating sincerely then he'll be able to throw the ball fast enough.
That's all I had to do.
If he can't get it by tomorrow then he's definitely got hidden sin in his life somewhere.
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This may be the best advice I've ever read!!! Thank you so much!!
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