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Originally Posted by Timmy
A lot of people around here are connection-challenged!
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Somalia. Pirates.
And... the guy who was handing out Bibles wasn't even a Catholic. It doesn't appear that anyone on the boat was a Catholic. Yet that has become the topic of this thread.
Catholics are still going to hell. Why? Because Somali pirates killed some evangelical guy out of Fuller Seminary in Pasadena, CA.
Is the dead yacht captain going to hell? Anyone? Let's weigh in...
What about the dead pirates? What if one of the dead pirates, while he was dying, managed to open a Bible on the yacht and the Book just sort of fell open to
Acts 2:38? Reading the True Plan of Salvation®, he determined that he was NOT going to go to hell like the evangelical yacht captain...
... so, when the American mercenaries boarded the ship
(just like they boarded the airplanes that they wired to fly into the WTC on 9/11) and began to collect the ears of the dead as trophies to be worn in necklaces around their necks, this converted former pirate throws himself into the sea while shouting, "IN GEE-ZUS NAME!" As the hail of bullets tore through his now sin cleansed body, his last words were unintelligible gurglings - somewhat identical to the sounds made by Borat at the UPC camp meeting.
So, at least this pirate is going to heaven, right?
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