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06-22-2011, 04:04 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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You're kidding? You must of got that from SNL or somewhere???  LOL |
Nope true story,all original dont watch Snl, Ive done crazier 
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06-22-2011, 04:07 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Went to Grand ole opry one time and Little Jimmie Dickins was one of the performers and he said his wife asked him if he wanted run upstairs a make passionate love and he said, honey at my age just one of those will be all i can handle.Lol !
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06-22-2011, 06:06 PM
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crakjak
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by canam
Nope true story,all original dont watch Snl, Ive done crazier |
I was just kidding, but your story was very hilarious.
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06-22-2011, 06:56 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
My wife asks me to get the milk out of the fridge only to find that I cannot locate the milk. (even if it is in front of my face)lol
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06-22-2011, 07:24 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by crakjak
I was just kidding, but your story was very hilarious.
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Probably what the guy should have done is get 6 eggs, 6 quarts of milk and 6 roses ,that would have shut her up .Friend of mine has been cohabitating with his lady for quite some time and she has been after him to make a commitment,so finally this Christmas he beaks down and gets her a ring ,she was happy, but then she goes, now, ive got to ask you this question ,not for me mind ya, but when i go into work the girls are gonna ask, what does this ring mean ? my buddy goes its a message ring, she says sooo whats the message ? he goes the message is dont bug me anymore, thats all your getting, lol they are still together !!!
Last edited by canam; 06-22-2011 at 07:34 PM.
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06-23-2011, 06:55 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by scotty
Actually this is not ignorance. This is a well carried out defensive plan. We do things like this to assure we won't be asked to do them again. 
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lol
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06-23-2011, 08:13 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by ILG
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband:
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(shaking head sadly)
Sigh. So true.
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It IS so true. Jeff is very literal like that.
Watch this video with Jeanne Robertson regarding men and grocery stores: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
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To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
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06-23-2011, 09:13 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
It IS so true. Jeff is very literal like that.
Watch this video with Jeanne Robertson regarding men and grocery stores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
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That was hilarious!
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06-23-2011, 11:47 AM
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crakjak
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by BrotherEastman
My wife asks me to get the milk out of the fridge only to find that I cannot locate the milk. (even if it is in front of my face)lol
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I know, hiding in plain sight!!! 
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06-23-2011, 01:59 PM
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Wouldn't Take Nothin' For My Journey Now!
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by scotty
Thats right , and besides how do you buy 6 eggs ??? Cut a carton in half ?? I mean really , they must think we are dumb.
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Scotty,
Not only can you buy a carton of 6 eggs, but 8 eggs, a dozon or 18 eggs
in a carton, in our Texas city.
Falla39
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