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06-22-2011, 10:54 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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I am also sure the next time you wanted to get frisky, it also wasn't pretty. See how that works?  |
At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.
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06-22-2011, 10:55 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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NM , looks like one of us fell for it. 
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06-22-2011, 11:57 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.
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06-22-2011, 12:42 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
Oh can I ever relate to that.
Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.
He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!
So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.
He comes home with a stalk of celery!
Guess who had to go to the store!!! 
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06-22-2011, 12:42 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.
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Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
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06-22-2011, 01:18 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
Celery salt? Who ever heard of celery salt? I would have brought home celery AND salt. But, celery salt? Never heared of such.
I went to the store for 3 items. 3 items. Got to the store and couldn't remember what 3 items I was suppose to get. But, I tried. I bought 3 items. None of them were the correct 3 items.
Its because men have to deal with complex issues all the time: The origins of the universe, the meaning of life. We can't deal with such trivial stuff.
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06-22-2011, 01:19 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
When i was married ,my ex sent me to the grocery store for the following, bag of coffee ,some midol and box of tampons,When i approached the cashier she was grinning before i even spoke, as i set each one on the counter i said the following: this is to shut her up,this is to numb her up and this is to plug her up, she was still laughing hysterically when i left.
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06-22-2011, 02:51 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by Esther
Oh can I ever relate to that.
Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.
He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!
So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.
He comes home with a stalk of celery!
Guess who had to go to the store!!! |
roflol!!!!!!!
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06-22-2011, 03:50 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by Esther
Oh can I ever relate to that.
Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.
He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!
So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.
He comes home with a stalk of celery!
Guess who had to go to the store!!! |
LOL 
Celery salt or celery stalk what is the difference???? LOL 
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06-22-2011, 03:52 PM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Originally Posted by canam
When i was married ,my ex sent me to the grocery store for the following, bag of coffee ,some midol and box of tampons,When i approached the cashier she was grinning before i even spoke, as i set each one on the counter i said the following: this is to shut her up,this is to numb her up and this is to plug her up, she was still laughing hysterically when i left.
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You're kidding? You must of got that from SNL or somewhere??? LOL
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