DO ask WWPD ("What would pastor do?") when forced to make a decision and he is not available to ask.
Another married one:
When planning your wedding DO invite every one in the church. Don't worry about cost per person because the reception will be a pot luck held in the church basement.
Do go to Branson, MO for your honeymoon but Don't see any shows.
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- Don't wear red (symbolic of harlots)
- No breast enhancements (I do agree with that one - although this one really seems to be no longer a no-no in the UPC circles... )
- No tattoos (not a bad one)
- married women can't wear hair down or girls over 13 - as in Jezebel and harlots doing so
- must be present at all church functions, fundraisers and activities or ELSE!
I know there's more....
Oh, ... one preacher I knew taught against breastfeeding, said it was unnatural, and all women should bottle feed their babies??? I never ever understood that one at all!
- Don't wear red (symbolic of harlots)
- No breast enhancements (I do agree with that one - although this one really seems to be no longer a no-no in the UPC circles... )
- No tattoos (not a bad one)
- married women can't wear hair down or girls over 13 - as in Jezebel and harlots doing so
- must be present at all church functions, fundraisers and activities or ELSE!
I know there's more....
Oh, ... one preacher I knew taught against breastfeeding, said it was unnatural, and all women should bottle feed their babies??? I never ever understood that one at all!
That's a strange one -I usually heard the opposite (when I was paying attention that is). It also makes me think of the Cosby line "Me and my wife were intellectuals. We went to class to learn how to have natural child birth."
For fun let's list ALL of the requirements (extra-biblical) that we must do to go heaven:
Don't go to movies,
Don't cut your hair
Don't wear make up
Don't wear jewelry
Don't wear pants (women only)
Don't wear shorts
Don't have a beard, mustache, sideburns, goatee, soul patch
Don't own a tv
Don't watch a tv
Don't watch DVDs or videos or 16 mm filmstrips
Don't listen to wurrly music
Don't go to amusement parks
Don't go to baseball games
Don't go to football games
Don't go to hockey games
Don't go to basketball games
Don't play Little League anything
Don't participate in school sports
Don't participate in any school extra curricular activities
Don't wear wedding rangs
Don't wear short sleeves
Don't wear colored chapstick
Just to name a few...
Anyone else want to add to the list?
This ones for Timmy
No Lavender shirts or ties, Oh in one district the girls at youth camp can't sleep in sweat pants. Not kidding.
I once heard the former of the Kansas district taught against white underwear on the black women and vice versa on the whites. Correct me if I am wrong on that cause it is hear-say.
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