While I didn't always agree with my old Pastor... he once told the funniest story.
A stodgey old gentleman caught him after service one day and said "Pastor, you just have to see this!" He was taken to a dimly lighted corner of the sanctuary where the old coot pointed high into the sky to show him a few cobweb hanging from a corner and remarked "This is just disgraceful... and those girls are paid to clean the church! ... Something needs to be done about this!" To which Pastor replied... "Yes, yes.. I see exactly what you mean... this is just too much for them... Poor girls are so over worked... If you would just go get a broom and a ladder from the janitors closet and get those down Brother, it would be a tremendous help!"...
I laughed so hard I almost broke a rib.
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