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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?
Hey BT, many of us are over 50. 
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No! No! Been married over 50 years!
Secret To A Long Happy Marriage
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the porch with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't see how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me, talking to the wine!"
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