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01-30-2013, 08:39 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
At least we aren't talking about hair length in this thread.
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01-30-2013, 08:46 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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At least we aren't talking about hair length in this thread.
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NO! But Ron would probably be better off if he was!
Ron, did you hear about the man that was celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary? They asked how he did it. He responded, "On our 25th anniversary I took her to Paris, France. On our 50th I went back and got her!"
With the rate you're going with this post you might keep this in mind!
Been Thinkin
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LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
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01-30-2013, 08:47 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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01-30-2013, 08:49 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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Re: Women Are Weird
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
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01-30-2013, 08:51 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
And here is my favorite one yet!
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ......... That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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01-30-2013, 08:52 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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NO! But Ron would probably be better off if he was!
Ron, did you hear about the man that was celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary? They asked how he did it. He responded, "On our 25th anniversary I took her to Paris, France. On our 50th I went back and got her!"
With the rate you're going with this post you might keep this in mind!
Been Thinkin
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Ron, you really ought to pay attention to Brother Been here.
Bro Been thin king, were you 'the man' who took your wife to Paris?
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01-30-2013, 08:53 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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01-30-2013, 08:53 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
Randy, how's the weather there? Is your dog house heated? Just wonderin'
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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01-30-2013, 08:55 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Ron, you really ought to pay attention to Brother Been here.
Bro Been thin king, were you 'the man' who took your wife to Paris?
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NO, NO it wasn't me! Really! Honestly! Truth is I just recently took mine to Hawaii celebrating our 50th. And that's the Gospel Truth! I promise!
BT
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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