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Re: Women Are Weird
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Ron......
Saw this and thought of you.
Q: How do you know when your wife is going to say something intelligent?
A: When her first words are, "My husband once told me....."
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That is just wrong!!!!
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Re: Women Are Weird
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And a speller - typist. 
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Re: Women Are Weird
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Been Thinkin
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02-04-2013, 02:35 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Why do you say that? How am I supposed to post, like an airhead?
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Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of sometimes your posts are intelligent! 
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Re: Women Are Weird
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02-04-2013, 02:36 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of sometimes your posts are intelligent! |
Sometimes?! 
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Gotcha back! 
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02-04-2013, 02:37 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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My wife helps out in the kitchen when we have food & fellowship after Church & I usually visit the kitchen and grab some food to taste for "quality control" purposes & find my wife with her hands busy preparing food.
I then go & place my hands on her waist in a romantic hug, (but I know she can be extemely ticklish) & she starts squirming & screaming & I start singing,"La cucaracha" & the other sisters are laughing, meanwhile I get the dirty look.
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I just hope that when you pray the blessing upon the food before you all eat it that you add a blessing to the one who prepared it. 
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Ron......
Saw this and thought of you.
Q: How do you know when your wife is going to say something intelligent?
A: When her first words are, "My husband once told me....."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeenThinkin
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Been Thinkin
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I like it! 
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Been Thinkin
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