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02-04-2013, 02:37 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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Re: Women Are Weird
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I just hope that when you pray the blessing upon the food before you all eat it that you add a blessing to the one who prepared it.  |
Why? It's her job, isn't it? 
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02-04-2013, 02:39 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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Re: Women Are Weird
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LOL! I never promised I would do that! Actually, I never promised anything.
I just didn't know how hard it was to take care of a man. When he said he would never do dishes or clean the house, I should have thought long and hard on that. Now it's too late. |
My husband said he would never change diapers but he ended up changing just as many as I did.
Some men are trainable in some things and not in others I guess. 
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02-04-2013, 02:40 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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AND you better get that first switch right the first time!
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Sometimes:
someˇtimes (smtmz)
adv.
1. At times; now and then.
2. Obsolete At some previous time; formerly.
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02-04-2013, 02:41 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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My husband said he would never change diapers but he ended up changing just as many as I did.
Some men are trainable in some things and not in others I guess. |
I better not say anything else. I might get in my car and leave.
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Re: Women Are Weird
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Sometimes:
someˇtimes (smtmz)
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1. At times; now and then.
2. Obsolete At some previous time; formerly.
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Thanks, Daniel. 
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02-04-2013, 02:42 PM
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Re: Women Are Weird
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I better not say anything else. I might get in my car and leave. |
Don't do anything rash!!!!!!
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Re: Women Are Weird
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There are three rings involved in marriage - The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. |
...and sometimes a woman wants to make her wedding ring fit around his neck.
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