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Re: Men Are ...????
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
 
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02-04-2013, 04:40 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to
carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off.
Otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but
then the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids,
and for men in general, without ever getting
anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands...
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02-04-2013, 04:41 PM
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Oops, I've actually done that.
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
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02-04-2013, 04:41 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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What do you call a man with half a brain?
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Hey guys, I didn't start this! Oh yea, I guess I did!  But that's the way we argue sometimes with our "serious" posts.
Been Thinkin
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant! 
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 04:42 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Lalalalalala!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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02-04-2013, 04:42 PM
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HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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02-04-2013, 04:43 PM
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Ruh-Roh!!
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I need that emoticon that Cindy has that is rolling on the floor laughing. LOL!
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Lalalalalala!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
Well, got to stop and eat....thank God! At least my wife said I did! And I always do what she tells me to do!
Been Thinkin
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 04:44 PM
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Hey guys, I didn't start this! Oh yea, I guess I did! But that's the way we argue sometimes with our "serious" posts.
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Heeheeheeheehee
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02-04-2013, 04:45 PM
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Well, got to stop and eat....thank God! At least my wife said I did! And I always do what she tells me to do!
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We'll, take care of your thread for ya, BT. Not a problemo!
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