New dress code for Apostolic women

[FlamingZword]

OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority.

[jediwill83]

lol....uh oh....you got Word so I guess we gotta do it....any scriptures bout my knobby hairy knees?

[Abiding Now]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority.

I think you missed your space ship flight with the Heaven's Gate group.

[Miss Scarlett]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority.

Harrump, Harrump, Harrump.....Bah Haw Haw....Inane Babbling

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

OK
We can not allow other religions to outdo the Apostolic women in holiness.

For a while I thought about decreeing that from now on Apostolic Women were to wear the nuns habit with sunglasses.

For not even the alluring eyes of women can be shown.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in your heart; neither let her allure you with her eyelids.

So that men may not lust after her beauty we must go beyond the nuns' habit.

Therefore I hereby decree that all Apostolic Women are to wear burqas, with dark sunglasses, wear dark long gloves and long dark socks or stockings.

Anyone who does not obey this mandate has a rebellious spirit of disobedience. she is not submitting to my authority.

Sunglasses on women is sin. We men should be able to see their eyes and make sure they are directed at the group as they shuffle their bare feet across the floor

[Miss Scarlett]

Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.

[KeptByTheWord]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

OUCH!

[FlamingZword]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

Sometimes I wonder if this isn't a child's forum with some of the foolishness posted. Try to see whose post if the most foolish.

Yes dear sister, this is a foolish post, but I made it to make a point.

My point is that if clothline preachers, want to equate holiness with clothes then they should have no problem declaring muslim women or nuns holier than the women in their churches.

[Esaias]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

Yes dear sister, this is a foolish post, but I made it to make a point.

My point is that if clothline preachers, want to equate holiness with clothes then they should have no problem declaring muslim women or nuns holier than the women in their churches.

And if holiness has nothing to do with clothes, then Christians can be holy and sanctified with their butt cheeks hanging out their spandex short-shorts.

Right?