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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
Hey now, lookie here Miss Eyre! I like my pulpit.
It serves various functions.
1. I beat it instead of the saints. 
2. Hides my considerable frame.
3. Something to lean on when I am tired.
4. Great for practicing backflips over.
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We have done away with the pulpit. Pastor preaches from the floor instead of the platform. We also have no seats up there for ministers. Pastor sits in the congregation during worship.