The World's Most Butchered Scriptures? - Page 9

BoredOutOfMyMind · #81 10-22-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kae

Adam and Eve didn't eat an apple.

Ripley claimed it was a Tomato.

In the 1700's tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Think Heinz Ketchup and Ragu to see where we have progressed with this!

BoredOutOfMyMind · #82 10-22-2007, 04:08 PM

Open confession may be good for the soul.

Not in the Book....

Barb · #83 10-22-2007, 04:10 PM

When I was in the COOLJC, every now and then they'd have everyone stand for testimony service and one by one recite a Scripture...mercy!!

Invaribaly, someone would say, with their most spiritual voice, "When I THINK of the goodness of Jesus, and ALL He has done for me...my SOUL cries out, HALLELUJAH, praise God for saving me!!"

Oh yeah...

freeatlast · #84 10-22-2007, 04:26 PM

I started searchin gthis out some time ago and never finished.

We all have heard Moses was a stutterer.

I think he claimed to be "slow of speech"

I think what Moses was saying that did not give a quick answer but rather had to spend some time thinking things out before he spoke.

Any one have the answer, Did Mose's stutter or was just not quick to give an answer?

freeatlast · #85 10-22-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Isaiah 28:11 “For with stammering lips and another tongue He will speak to this people, To whom He said, “This is the rest with which you may cause the weary to rest,” and, “This is the refreshing”; yet they would not hear.”

This passage has nothing to do with the baptism of the Holy Ghost!

You are correct !!!

It was this passage that I was studying when I started thinking about Moses and his stammering lips

Stammering lips is not a doctrine of the biblle !!

tamor · #86 10-22-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth

They shall know them for their "love one for another"

Not in there.

one TO another.

BIG difference.

I can have love FOR you... but it is when I show love TO you that my love FOR you takes action.

Oooh, that's good.

Joseph Miller · #87 10-22-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

1 Kings 18:44 The seventh time the servant reported, "A cloud as small as a man's hand is rising from the sea." So Elijah said, "Go and tell Ahab, 'Hitch up your chariot and go down before the rain stops you.' "

Hey, you're right! "As small as" is so not the same as "the size of"!

What translation is this because the KJV doesn't say that. The KJV says, "like a man's hand".

Darcie · #88 10-22-2007, 05:29 PM

A few weeks back I was in a service when the Evangelist quoted Acts 2:37

Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?
(he added) to be saved.

(that's not what it says)

#89 10-22-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Darcie

A few weeks back I was in a service when the Evangelist quoted Acts 2:37

Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?
(he added) to be saved.

(that's not what it says)

That was the "Personal Amplified Version of the Bible" and if Peter had known there were going to be folks trying to twist his words he would have added it!

Timmy · #90 10-22-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Miller

What translation is this because the KJV doesn't say that. The KJV says, "like a man's hand".

NIV. When I posted it, I didn't even notice it wasn't KJV. But isn't the meaning clear, regardless? The point was that even though it was just a little (even KJV says that!) cloud on the horizon, Elijah knew that the rain was coming.

(Does only KJV-butchering count?

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