Ban me !!!!!!!!!!

[OneAccord]

Hellp aak1972. I am OneAccord, and I am an AFF addict.

I have been an addict since, well, since before there was an AFF. It all began long, long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away- Faithchild Forum I think it was called. A dying world whose end came all too suddenly. However a few... a fortunate few... were able to survive by being transposted to a new, world called New Faithchild Forum. A brave new world full of long time posters.... some short timers, and, like myself, many "newbies". All was well for a time, but, again, through the work of the "Dark Forces", NFCF was blasted into the nether regions of cyberspace.

The NFCF members were left adrift... adrift in the dark and forbidding vacumn of NO Forumland. Then, in the distance... a glimmer of light. A glimmer of hope drew near. There, in the whitest of white lights... was a new vessel... it was the USS Apostolic Friends Forum. Hope had dawned and word quickly spread throughout the universe... and lost souls began the long journey thru the universe to the Mothership. The old timers took the helm, the short timers manned their posts, and the newbies were assimilated into their usual ranks as cannon fodder. All was well. Hope had been restored. Life was good... until...

Until we found ourselves thinking,

"Oh, its after midnight and I'm still on AFF!'

"Oh, I gotta get off here or I'm gonna be late for work"

"Think I'll miss church tonight... its okay, I'll be on AFF!"

"I can't believe I've been on here for 8 hours!"

It was then that we realized we had been hopelessly assimilated into the AFF collective.

So... welcome. All I can say is, "Resistance is futile!"