People Going To Heaven No Matter What - Page 5

Timmy · #41 07-17-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by missourimary

Timmy, Heaven would be much more fun if you were there!

True dat!

OneAccord · #42 07-17-2009, 10:56 AM

Well, maybe a thread should be started on who should be banned from heaven. Of course, I wouldn't ever be so presumptious as to give my opinion as to who should be banned. But if I were, I know who I am thinking about right now.

From Luke 18:11 (paraphrased):

"God, I stand here as a loftily perched chimney sweep. I work in high places, in hot temperatures. I've been on TV, and am an admin on AFF. I'm glad I'm not like other men, my place in heaven is secure since I am, after all, a sweeper of chimneys. I'm not like other people, especially like this lowly air conditioner man".

Timmy · #43 07-17-2009, 11:04 AM

Or "Lord, lord, have I not cast out evil soot in your name?"

missourimary · #44 07-17-2009, 11:55 AM

Goodness, haven't you all realized that "other place" has more need of chimney sweeps (with all that fire and brimstone going on) and AC guys??

There should be room for both an AC guy and a chimney sweep in Heaven, with all those mansions around, right? I'm looking over the construction plans for mine now... hmm... lets see... yep, fireplaces in rooms 1,5, 7, 9,10,12, 15 and 21... AC and central heat throughout...