Everyone is saved in Obituaries

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by NotforSale

Had a recent discussion about this.

Have you ever read an Obituary that said; John Doe was a DIRT BAG, cussed, smoked, and lived like the Devil. Never went to Church, told nothing but lies, smoked medical marijuana, and loved to do the "Jungle Boogie". He for sure didn't make it, and is probably shoveling coal about now and getting what he deserved!

Nope. Everyone is saved in the Obit's.

So, there is hope for me!!

Did you hear about the woman who was sitting on the front row in the funeral chapel, with her children, while the preacher was eulogizing her dead husband? The preacher kept talking about how great he was, so up standing in the community, loved everyone, always helping others. A Christian above all others.

Finally the wife punched one of her kids and said, "Slip up there and see if that's your dad in that coffin!"

BeenThinkin