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Old 02-04-2013, 07:19 PM
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.


What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:35 PM
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Thanks! You're okay, I don't care what anyone else says about you!

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Yeah....I hear that all the time.....
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:51 PM
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Couldn't resist......

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” she responded, “In-laws.”


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Well I read these jokes to my husband.

He smirked at me and said he is going to bed.
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So...I just let him without telling him the women jokes..of which he would be highly amused at.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:42 PM
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Well I read these jokes to my husband.

He smirked at me and said he is going to bed.
My husband wouldn't have laughed at any of them, so I didn't share when he called this evening.

He WOULD have laughed at the other thread though.
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This thread is great, I needed some good laughter.
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My husband wouldn't have laughed at any of them, so I didn't share when he called this evening.

He WOULD have laughed at the other thread though.
Yep. Mine would have to...so I just let him go onto bed without hearing it.
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